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Cuzzin Eddie's Toors
'Nurture your inner hillbilly...'
copyright 2016
One of Sevier County, Tennessee's newest and most unusual 'attractions!​'
Board our 'customized' 14-passenger short bus where most toors offer an experienced and knowledgeable toor guide (or Aunt Tweedy) and driver who will escort you in style. Many trips include prizes, unique activities, souvenirs and snacks! (Bring yer teeth!) ‘Toors’ depart at various points throughout Sevier County and return to the same location, although on-location pick-ups for groups are available for an extra charge. Seat space is limited; reservations and clothing are required. See our 'Toors,' 'More Toors' and 'Schedule' page to find out what we've got going on at the moment...
*Theme song from Green Acres, written by Victor Mizzy
Every year, the City of Gatlinburg, TN has a 4th of July Parade that starts at midnight - so - it's technically the 'FIRST' parade to be held in the country on the big day! (see http://www.gatlinburgtnguide.com/events/gatlinburg-4th-of-july-midnight-parade-and-fireworks/ Eddie's bus was runnin' late that night and he got lost over around Boogertown Road. When he finally came out on the other side of town, he found himself in the parade lineup so he just started wavin' at people and told Aunt Tweedy to hold onto her goat. Our passengers were real surprised.
 Anyway, the bus came in 2nd Place in the 'Most Original' category.  Eddie was so excited  when he found out, he tripped over the dog and broke his ankle. (Eddie's, not the dogs.) See the bus in the parade here;
The tour company for those who don't take themselves too seriously...
Cuzzin Eddie Scrapbook
July 17, 2016 -
July 19, 2016 - Weddin' Bells!
The bus made an appearance at the Smoky Mountain Wedding Association  (see http://smwba.com/blog/)  meeting this evening. Sevier County is a bee-u-tee-ful place to get hitched and Bear Pen Gap even has a salt water swimmin' hole! And there's a new grocery store in Pigeon Forge that makes dee-li-shus weddin' cakes, it's called Publix. Eddie ate 14 pieces and would have ate more but the missus said he'd be makin' a pig outta hisself if he ate any more...They're thinkin' about gettin' hitched again just fer good measure...
Now booking small groups, wedding transportation and bachelorette parties too!
Cuzzin Eddie's bus in the Gatlinburg 4th of July Parade!
Feb. 26, 2017 - What a great group we had today!
Photos from the White Lightin' Express;
January 31, 2017 - Now they got Big Heads...
Cuzzin Eddie sent these two to accept our award for the 4th of July Parade. They wanted in on the free breakfast. Now they refuse to clean the toilets at the office.
December 11, 2017 - Celebrate the Holidays with Eddie & Company!
Cuzzin Eddie is up and running, offering the 'Snowflake Special' Christmas Light Toors around Sevier County!
Copyright 2016
  • Moonshine toors
  • Food toors
  • 'Hillbilly' toor
  • 'Dolly' Toor
  • group toors
  • Custom/combo toors
  • Seasonal toors
  • Entertainment/speakers for your event
April 15, 2017 - 
Eddie said he didn't know people from Ohio could be that much fun! Y'all come back!
Themed and novelty tours, serving Sevier County, TN
May 1, 2017 -  DOLLY TOUR ADDED!
This toor will include a drive around the area where the legendary Parton grew up, historic downtown Sevierville where the bronze statue of her stands, a lunch stop at her favorite place to eat when in her hometown and more. We'll share favorite Dolly stories and play Dolly's music along with some of our usual onboard foolishness. Your 'toor' guide will be Sevierville resident and award-winning Dolly Parton Tribute artist C.J. Morgan whom Eddie loves almost as much as he loves Dolly!